DISQUS

Mr. B Humbug · 1 year ago

The number of builders on site is inversely proportional to the amount of time that is left to finish a job.

As your building is now presumably well overdue, you're in the realms of imaginary numbers, so the builders are there, just imaginary...

One wonders how they go about building sandwich shops...

Mrs Humbug points out with the current trend in low slung jeans, there are many builders walking around Sheffield who could be recruited to improve things.